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| Tweet Topic Started: Thursday 22-01-2009, 21:00 (396 Views) | |
| Alch | Thursday 22-01-2009, 21:00 Post #1 |
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So yesterday, I'm all alone in the house. I pull out this computer and plug my phone into it, get online, and surf my favorite porn site. Halfway through a fap session, my stepbro walks in the front door. I find my boxers, rush them on, close my windows, and sit back in my chair just in time. Today, everyone's gone, I do the exact same thing, and my sister arrives home early from work. Least to say she didn't come in my room, but I still need to be dressed since she brought a friend home...FUCK INTERRUPTIONS!. IT'S YOUR FAULT ZOODMAN! |
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| Chet | Thursday 22-01-2009, 21:02 Post #2 |
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I am the clown.
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Where's the computer? |
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| Fermicelli | Thursday 22-01-2009, 21:03 Post #3 |
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Italian delight
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Let her walk in on you whilst you are masturbating/having sex. It might be a bit embarrassing, but at least she will knock from that day on. |
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| Banned yet Again | Thursday 22-01-2009, 21:03 Post #4 |
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Time Travelling Swordsman
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^_^ |
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| Lady_tentacle | Thursday 22-01-2009, 21:05 Post #5 |
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Kirby
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Well, that sucks... |
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| Alch | Thursday 22-01-2009, 21:05 Post #6 |
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Santa Saturns
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I honestly don't care if someone discovers me. Just meh, she had a friend with her today. The computer is a laptop piece of shit that needs to be constantly plugged in so I'm tethered to the damn wall. I want my fucking computer back. |
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| MLWW | Thursday 22-01-2009, 21:19 Post #7 |
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Dutch Bastard
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If you don't care then why bother stopping? who cares if her friend sees you doing it also >_> |
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| Alch | Thursday 22-01-2009, 21:24 Post #8 |
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Santa Saturns
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Great point presented here. Well, I don't wanna be seen by a friend. Family I could give a shit about...why did I stop when my stepbro got home yesterday...? Wait, I didn't stop til my sister jumped in my room. She disapproves of me looking at porn on her computer >_> |
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| Omgarm | Thursday 22-01-2009, 21:37 Post #9 |
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Troetelbeertje
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You could do it in the shower. Just use your imaginationnnnn *starts singing* |
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| Fermicelli | Thursday 22-01-2009, 21:39 Post #10 |
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Italian delight
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Yeah, and if someone happens to barge in, you could always hide your semen in a shampoo bottle. They will never notice. |
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| Omgarm | Thursday 22-01-2009, 21:58 Post #11 |
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Troetelbeertje
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I think that if somebody barges into the shower they're expecting something sexually so you won't have to hide your semen! |
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| Ectopants | Thursday 22-01-2009, 23:01 Post #12 |
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A lulz-worthy post I got from CE: "I was once in the middle of a fapping session when my parents walked in. They had a look of absolute disgust on their face, but I gave a look of defiance and just went at it harder and faster." The post has since been deleted by a mod so I had to summarize it there. |
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| Kami | Thursday 22-01-2009, 23:45 Post #13 |
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| Chet | Friday 23-01-2009, 10:54 Post #14 |
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I am the clown.
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Offer it as a glass of milk. |
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| RikusSexSlave | Friday 23-01-2009, 19:34 Post #15 |
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Fuckin Hadoken
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*Faps to a singing imaginary garm* |
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| MLWW | Friday 23-01-2009, 19:43 Post #16 |
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Dutch Bastard
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| Chet | Sunday 25-01-2009, 11:33 Post #17 |
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I am the clown.
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Goddamn who wouldn't? |
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| Omgarm | Sunday 25-01-2009, 17:56 Post #18 |
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Troetelbeertje
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I am never getting on vent again. <_< |
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| Chet | Tuesday 27-01-2009, 11:27 Post #19 |
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I am the clown.
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What ever happened to those Vent servers...? |
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| Omgarm | Tuesday 27-01-2009, 16:44 Post #20 |
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Troetelbeertje
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Alch ran it, then he got a job, an Earthbound addiction, limited time he could spent on the internets and some other stuff. |
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